A: It's hard to believe that only a few years ago we were calling boxing matches on ESPN 2, and now here we are, sitting in the third row of a smokey back room watching has-beens and wanna-bes turn the sweet science into a sour art.
F: It's also hard to believe that only a few years ago that ring card girl was in middle school!
Frank, you're an awful human being and have set back gender politics for generations.
F: You invited me here for old time sake, Arnie. We used to go back and forth like this all the time back when we were calling the shots, you used to love it.
A: I used
to get paid for it.
F: I bet you you'll still end up filling me in on what's going on as if I'm a viewer back home.
A: I bet you'll still buy me a beer for it. And also notice details that I miss.
F:That's why we're the team we are. So who's on the card tonight?
A: Let's see, first we have Jack WIllingham from Oak Ridge.
F: He's still fighting? I thought he gave up after only winning one fight out of his first six.
A: Looks like he won his seventh on a split decision, so he's sticking to it. Have to admire his style, though, or lack of it. He lets his opponent in as close as they want, and them pummels them for payment. He seems to have the Stamina to back it up at least.
F: Look at the other guy. Bigger than Jack. Never saw him before. Probably from "Parts Unknown" just to be a jerk.
A: He's a newcomer alright. No record yet.
F: And no fashion sense. Look at those trunks. Did he mug a hobo?
A: He looks formidable, let's see what happens when they square up in the ring!