This morning's article in Duffel Blog has some nice ideas for 5150-ish position titles, and is just damn funny.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/06/mattis-secdef-title/?utm_source=Duffel+Blog+Fans&utm_campaign=68868f06df-Duffel_Blog_Daily&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6d392bc034-68868f06df-23751149&goal=0_6d392bc034-68868f06df-23751149&mc_cid=68868f06df&mc_eid=7efe8c6106